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« on: September 01, 2004, 02:16:18 PM »

**I AM A 26 YEAR OLD STRAIGHT GUY THAT WOULD LOVE TO GIVE YOU SOME ULTIMATE DEEPTHROAT HEAD AND REALLY GET YOU OFF WITH ABSOLUTELY NO STRINGS ATTACHED*** AREN'T YOU TIRED OF JACKING OFF ? HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT A TOTAL ULTRA TINGLING AND VIRTUAL DEEPTHROAT DOUBLE CUM FEELS LIKE IF YOU'VE NEVER XXXPERIENCED ONE BEFORE?**HAVE YOU EVER DOUBLE-CUMMED BEFORE ?**WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SPOILED? I AM SIMPLY A STRAIGHT GUY THAT LOVES TO SUCK COCK AND I AM LOOKING FOR HOT YOUNG GUYS-STRAIGHT,BI,OR GAY FROM 18-25 ONLY WHO WANT TO EXPERIENCE AN ULTRA ORAL ORGASM -- NO STRINGS ATTACHED!!!--I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP AT THIS TIME--SO IF YOU ARE BETWEEN LOVERS OR YOU CAN'T GET THE ORAL SATISFACTION YOU DESIRE AND CRAVE FROM YOUR MATE THEN SEND ME AN EMAIL AND I'LL BE IN TOUCH FOR REAL-I GIVE TOTAL DEEPTHROAT HEAD AND WITHOUT PAIN(NO SHARP TEETH OR GRAZING)AND I'LL REALLLY GET YOU OFF!!
(NO ONE OVER 25/NO BLACK GUYS PLEASE)I AM STRAIGHT LOOKING AND EXTREMELY DISCREET AND I AM NOT "OUT" AND VERY PRIVATE -- I AM DRUG/DISEASE FREE. I ALSO LOVE TO PARTY WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE. I'D EVEN LIKE TO TEACH YOUNG GAY COUPLES HOW TO GIVE HEAD EXPERTLY AND CORRECTLY OR IF YOU'RE STRAIGHT OR JUST BI-CURIOUS AND JUST WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE FOR ANOTHER GUY TO GO DOWN ON YOU TO COMPLETION &TOTALLY "ROCK YOUR SENSUALITY" WHEN YOU CUM
MY DESIRE IS YOUR PLEASURE -- PVT ME NOW!!!!
(NOTE:===A DOUBLE CUM IS THE ULTIMATE ORGASM ANY MALE CAN EXPERIENCE AND CAN LAST FROM 1-3 MINUTES WHERE YOU SHOOT ULTRA WADS OF CUM THAT CAN LITERALLY HIT THE CEILING --IN SOME INSTANCES DURING FOREPLAY A GUY CAN ACTUALLY SHOOT A CLEAR PRE-CUM ORGASM WHICH IS ALSO FELT AS AN ORGASM YET THE PENIS REMAINS SOLID AND HARD-IT IS THAT WHEN AROUSED TO THIS STATE THAT YOUR PENIS IS AT ITS ABSOLUTE HARDEST -FOLLOWED BY A TOTAL ORGASM WITHIN 5-10 MINS DEPENDING ON THE GUY UPON COMPLETION OF THE ORAL SEX--(((NOW THAT'S HOW I GIVE HEAD!!!)))--MOST GUYS HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED MORE THAN A SIMPLE CUM WHICH USUALLY LASTS LESS THAN A MINUTE)--                                                
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2004, 02:22:28 PM »

all caps = total sex machine.                                                
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2004, 02:30:02 PM »

is there a way we can ban ring?                                                
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2004, 02:47:05 PM »

What Im wondering is why would he be searching the net for stuff like that..  things that make you say hmmm......                                                
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2004, 03:07:30 PM »

ROFL.   It's from a thread on SomethingAwful.com's forums.   :spm:                                                
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2004, 03:37:46 PM »

must ... resist .. urge ... to .... delete                                                
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2004, 05:09:13 PM »

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must ... resist .. urge ... to .... delete
                                               Don't resist.  Kids can/do read these boards.  That is just a reprehensible post.                                                
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2004, 05:10:39 PM »

i think your really gay ring!

i thought you were the one posting it! i really wish that was a chick!                                                
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2004, 01:52:11 PM »

GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2004, 04:20:24 PM »

i agree with jack....

omg that's the first

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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2004, 04:44:30 PM »

I still cant believe I didnt delete this, I must have been in a good mood!                                                
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2004, 06:47:07 PM »

Can I get the power to delete threads?  I just need them for ring's posts.                                                
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 04:58:26 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2008, 08:51:07 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 03:43:24 PM »

wasn't there a snark command?  I remember abusing the hell out of that on the bastid or resent server lol
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 12:42:58 PM »

wasn't there a snark command?  I remember abusing the hell out of that on the bastid or resent server lol

I remember chip and I went in the bastid server once and kept killing jimmy with tmps and he would sick the snarks on us.
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